An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Drunken Underpants Remodeling Again

“Remind me to not use power tools drunk. The anality compensation kicks into overdrive, resulting in terseness and irritability. I’m still laughing at you leaving the room and me holding the drill and needing your help and saying your name about 5 times. And you…

November 14, 2001


If sleeping were an Olympic sport, I would be sponsored by Serta.


Supergrass: In It For The Money



How to Charm Me

Play two Radiohead videos, back-to-back. Digital cable IS worth $85 a month!