An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Dinner With Friends and Butter

According to my father a woman is not a woman unless she knows how to cook. And up until recently I’ve been certifiably un-woman. With smallish boobs, a boyish haircut normally worn by members of little league, and culinary experience amounting to several successful bowls…

November 19, 2001


The world simply needs more Britney. I know I do.


Clinic: Internal Wrangler


Aesthetic Apparatus

How to Annoy Me

Two seconds after I point out the flab on my ass, suggest that we have brownies for breakfast.