Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Thinking

At what point did you think making a left turn from the far right lane was a good idea?

November 27, 2001

Cold Feet

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat. Dooce is wearing wool socks and a fleece-lined beanie hat. Los Angeles may never know temperatures below 60 degrees Fahrenheit, but the American Holiday Season demands that I spend a significant number of my vacation days in…

Listening

Antarctica: 81 03

Enjoying

Methane Studios

How to Charm Me

You’re four years old and the word “diarrhea” is the funniest thing you’ve ever heard.

How to Annoy Me

Shave your face in the sink and leave a two-foot puddle of hairy water brimming on the countertop.