This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Thinking

Two bowls of Grape Nuts will give you some serious gas. Just so you know.

Listening

The sound of an entire organization throwing up hard liquor.

Enjoying

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How to Charm Me

Your definition of dressing up is ironing a Def Leppard T-shirt and breaking out the anti-perspirant.

How to Annoy Me

Comment loudly at the company Christmas party, “You clean up real nice, lady.”