Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Thinking

The world just doesn’t need a movie about sled dogs who can talk.

Listening

Le Tigre: Feminist Sweepstakes

Reading

The Least Essential Albums of 2001

Enjoying

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How to Charm Me

Use the phrase “bless us that we’ll be good” 11 times during the same prayer.

How to Annoy Me

Obey Utah’s liquor laws and serve me only one ounce of tequila at a time. We’re going to be here all night at this rate.