This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Thinking

Thou shalt not enter Amoeba Music with a credit card and the will to use it.

Listening

Neko Case: Canadian Amp

Reading

Kid Rock Starves To Death: MP3 Piracy Blamed

Enjoying

Beverages and more!

How to Charm Me

Resist the urge to laugh uncontrollably when with sweeping dramatic flair and sincerity I compare the sunset to the second coming of Jesus Christ.

How to Annoy Me

Buy me a cardboard baby. It’s just not funny.