An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


Thou shalt not enter Amoeba Music with a credit card and the will to use it.


Neko Case: Canadian Amp


Kid Rock Starves To Death: MP3 Piracy Blamed


Beverages and more!

How to Charm Me

Resist the urge to laugh uncontrollably when with sweeping dramatic flair and sincerity I compare the sunset to the second coming of Jesus Christ.

How to Annoy Me

Buy me a cardboard baby. It’s just not funny.