An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Dear Cranky Old Bitch Who Cut in Front of Me at Canter’s Deli

I am supposed to write and tell you that I am sorry for calling you a “rude old crag” in front of the ten people you so casually jumped in front of while waiting in line at Canter’s Deli last evening. I’ve been told I…

January 14, 2002


Note to self: One can eat too many leafy green vegetables.


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How to Charm Me

Blame your farts on the little people who live in our walls.

How to Annoy Me

Ask me what a “comp” is and expect me to take you seriously. Where did you come from? Citysearch?