Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


I love Jon Armstrong.

January 24, 2002

The Day After Yesterday

Thursdays have often been at the top of my list of great days of the week. Thursdays are just, I don’t know, cool. They’re much better than Mondays, obviously, and often make Fridays seem like just a rich man’s Monday. Today is not one of…


My own pitiful whimpering


President: “I Did Not Have Improper Relations With That Woman: Miss Enron”

Feeling Guilty

About sticking my tongue out at that dog behind its owner’s back.

How to Charm Me

Code HTML while wearing nothing but your underwear and black socks.

How to Annoy Me

Expect me to care about your cat. I don’t.