Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


The box says 11 servings, but by my calculations, I’d say it’s only 2 servings.

January 29, 2002


The Jesus and Mary Chain: Darklands

Feeling Guilty

For running over and killing that bird with my car. Why couldn’t you have been a cat?

How to Charm Me

Comfort me during the 4.2 earthquake that was so spooky I was sure it had killed the entire state of California.

How to Annoy Me

Act like you didn’t just pull out in front of me. I’ll act as if I didn’t just make that hand gesture in your direction.

Alabama Hamilton

My sister’s name is September, and today is her 32nd birthday. Yes, that’s right. My parents named my sister September even though she was born in January, and she has consequently suffered years of obvious questions. Of course, these are the same people who named…