Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

I Can’t Get No Hydration

I don’t drink nearly enough water. My parents never taught me about the benefits of maintaining a healthy level of hydration throughout the day, although my mother did help me develop a rather crippling addiction to Diet Coke when I was five. I don’t really…

February 5, 2002


Bill O’Reilly needs an enema.


Nitin Sawhney: Prophecy

Feeling Guilty

About burping out loud in that strategy meeting.

How to Charm Me

Help me remain calm when the Style Network airs a 30 minute special on Gisele Bundchen and her boobs.

How to Annoy Me

Call me a racist. Dude, you’ve never met the Asian Database Administrator.