This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Thinking

So this is what being engaged feels like.

February 6, 2002

Intimidation

Maybe it’s the way she talks with her hands. I know it’s not that she talks with her hands, but more how she moves them, the way she tries to explain everything with swooping bony fingers. I’m the last person who should be saying, hey,…

Listening

Dealership: TV Highway to the Stars

Enjoying

KungFu-Remixer

How to Charm Me

Blame the crumbs I found in the bed on Cookie Monster.

How to Annoy Me

Take the last Diet Coke and then stick your tongue out at me. Don’t be surprised when you wake up one morning and that tongue is gone.