Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Road Kill

I once ran over a bird with my car. I guess I should actually say I once killed a bird with my car because I didn’t just run over it. I also killed it. And if I didn’t say that I killed it I would…

March 5, 2002


I will never again take for granted my ability to poop.


Groove Armada: Back to Mine


Nacre Studio

Feeling Guilty

For all those years that I stuffed my bra and lied about it.

How to Charm Me

Blame your farts on the elephants. It’s those damn elephants again.

How to Annoy Me

Suggest that I be productive with my free time. Dude, you’re not the boss of me.