An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

I’m a Slave 4 U(nemployment)

I’ve cleaned every surface in this apartment: every tile, every crevice, every hidden corner littered with dust bunnies the size and attitude of Texas. Alas, I’ve nothing left to clean. I always said that I’d strip this place bare once I had the free time…

March 13, 2002


I’d like it if Dan Rather used the word “probe” more often.


The theme song from “Guiding Light” and I like it.



Feeling Guilty

For siding with the man in this morning’s episode of Divorce Court.

How to Charm Me

Refer to my Dad, your future father-in-law, as “Mike From Tennessee.”