An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


Girl A: Hey, did I wake you up? Girl B: Huh? Um, no. No, I’m awake. I’m totally awake. Girl A: No you’re not. I woke you up. I’m sorry. Girl B: No, really. I’m awake. I wasn’t sleeping. Girl A: Are you sure? Girl…

April 3, 2002


Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Mix


A Photographic Documentary

Feeling Guilty

For wearing the same red shirt four days in a row. Tomorrow will be five.

How to Charm Me

Resort to patently juvenile tactics when vying for a spot on my charm list.

How to Annoy Me

Try to persuade me to drink the last one-third of a can of Diet Coke. That part is residual.