An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Find Heather’s Hair

  • What were you worried about, sister. The hair is hot. You are just as beautiful.

  • Like the hair, but the first thing I thought when I saw it was, “Man, that’s gotta be high-maintenance.” God, I’m lazy.

  • I still think that, as a brunette, you could easily pass for Carrie-Anne Moss, and that Jon looks like Ben Folds.

  • I’ve been a Dooce fan for a long time. (We have something in common.) Isn’t it nice when you finally get to see what the author looks like? It adds a whole new dimension to the blogcognition. BTW nice hair Heather. Mine looks kinda like that when I get out of bed in the morning.

  • Look at you, such a cutie. yes, you are cute, very cute. For me to poop on.

  • People on my list to poop on:
    1) Ed F
    2) Christina Aguilera
    3) The Sniper(s)

  • Don’t know why you fretted over your hair sister, it looks great, my god, how could you go wrong with that face- beautemous. The babies are angelic- like putti.

  • galt

    why was Jon Favreau (circa ‘Swingers’) at your family reunion?

    and the kids, they be darling.

  • Jon and Heather look like the ideal couple to get totally smashed with.

  • those kids have the most gorgeous eyes. and your haircut suits you most foxily. not to mention your fantastic eyebrows.

  • Those are really cute kids. But that parking sign is GORGEOUS!

  • galt

    on second thought, and upon further review of the photo of the be-spectacled guy, he doesn’t look like Jon Favreau as much as he looks like K-Pax. I kid. I kid because I love. I look forward to your postings, dooce. this stuff is awesome.

  • your hair looks mahbelous. but you two dont look too thrilled to be having your picture taken.
    the kids are the cutest lil bugs ever.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

read more