Playful, elegant, and not above the judicious use of the word “shit."

Happiness is . . .

  • Oh dammit. Now I’m having flashbacks of that time I ate too many pistachio nuts. The red ones.

  • Blondincharg

    I’m on a high-protein diet and my experience is the opposite of the others here…
    I mean, I have pooped like 4-5 times daily and I am sure that at least 10 of the 15 pounds I’ve recently lost have been ALL feces 🙂 Where is it all coming from…are my legs and arms and feet holding sh*t? It won’t stop and I know I’m not eating that much…OH well, they won’t tell you this in the Body for LIfe book, but beware, it’ll happne to you to and the fun, earthy smell you’ll acquire will impress your friends (what ones you’ll have left after about 2 weeks)