An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Happiness is . . .

  • Oh dammit. Now I’m having flashbacks of that time I ate too many pistachio nuts. The red ones.

  • Blondincharg

    I’m on a high-protein diet and my experience is the opposite of the others here…
    I mean, I have pooped like 4-5 times daily and I am sure that at least 10 of the 15 pounds I’ve recently lost have been ALL feces 🙂 Where is it all coming from…are my legs and arms and feet holding sh*t? It won’t stop and I know I’m not eating that much…OH well, they won’t tell you this in the Body for LIfe book, but beware, it’ll happne to you to and the fun, earthy smell you’ll acquire will impress your friends (what ones you’ll have left after about 2 weeks)

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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