An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


Life of Crime

March 31, 2003


Just because I’m putting on my shoes does not mean I’m taking you for a walk, so stop looking at me like that.

How to Annoy Me

Assume that Lee Greenwood has anything to do with our national anthem.

How to Charm Me

Assure me that I have muscles, even though I know that these little things on my arms are really just tendons.


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