Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


The Notwist: Neon Golden

May 2, 2003

How to Annoy Me

Lift your right leg and pee on the new neighbor’s leg.

How to Charm Me

Start fetching things like a real dog. IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME.

Feeling Guilty

For wasting water by warshing things that don’t need to be warshed. It’s just, the new warshing machine is so pretty.


I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but I REALLY like typing in ALL CAPS lately. It’s SO MUCH FUCKING FUN.