An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

How to Annoy Me

Send me an email suggesting that I am a terrible person for using household cleaners on my dog. YOU don’t have to live with my dog’s feet.

May 23, 2003

How to Charm Me

Watch with me in amusement as we stand there and let the dog try to attack and kill the sprinkler head.


Starlight Mints: Built on Squares

Feeling Guilty

For setting a Tivo Season Pass for “Access Hollywood” and loving EVERY SINGLE SECOND of it.


Dovis Bird Fine Art


Sourbob Says So Long


I’m pretty sure that all the empty boxes just sitting in piles on our front porch are the first clue to our new neighbors that Sanford and Son have moved in next door.

All Too Appropriate

I don’t think there’s anything more fitting than to be recognized as “that girl” who runs “that website” while I’m standing in line at the grocery store buying nothing but a TOILET PLUNGER.