Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Reading

Under your thumb

June 19, 2003

Enjoying

9th Exhibition

Survival of the Species

I know that I’ll probably have a little more insight into this when I finally give birth and am able to hold my own child in my arms, but right now, now as I can barely sit up straight without feeling the thump thump thump…

Feeling Guilty

For telling my 10-yr old niece that if she didn’t do what I told her to do then a tornado would come and take her away. I’m obviously going to be a great mom.

How to Annoy Me

Insert the phrase “Know what I’m saying?” in between every word of a five word sentence.

How to Charm Me

Argue with yourself in the shower, again and again, over whether or not it’s “Yo” or “Yao.”

Thinking

EVERYTHING SMELLS BAD.