This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Another Reason I Probably Shouldn’t Be Allowed to Have Children

Yesterday afternoon while I was chatting with my friend in her living room, Chuck somehow managed to get himself stuck underneath her couch. I had put him in a down-stay, a command that is supposed to keep him in a still, prostrate position on the…

August 5, 2003

How to Annoy Me

Call this website a “diary” or a “journal.” I prefer “piece of self-loathing, self-indulgent, narcissistic crap,” thank you very much.