Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Hester Prynne

This morning I woke up only to find that I had outgrown yet another piece of clothing, a pair of pants I bought three months ago that was four sizes bigger than the pants in my non-pregnant wardrobe. This leaves me with exactly four items…

November 20, 2003

How to Charm Me

Inform me in a tender, diplomatic way, with only the slightest urge to question whether or not I actually graduated from college, that there is no such word as trajesty.