Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.


The imminent parental denial apocalypse of he’s just a little boy and little boys don’t play like little girls, you total fucking bitch.

February 9, 2004

A Heartbreaking Work of Super Pooping Genius

warning: The following post contains frequent mention of poop and poop related activities. If you are offended by the talk of poop, whether of the infant or adult variety, you might want to wander elsewhere and offend not thy precious sensibilities. What hasn’t been perfectly…