An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Hell Yes, She’s Worth It

First, there is the smiling. My God, the smiling! Not to mention the fact that she likes TiVo. She is the most remote savvy baby in North America. Oh, and she has hands, too. She starts piano lessons next week. Did I tell you about…

March 23, 2004

How to Annoy Me

Poop so violently that it shoots out your diaper, up your back, and INTO YOUR HAIR. Who taught you that?


If your local grocery store doesn’t have any twinkies in stock it’s probably because I ATE THEM ALL.


The World of The Office


Elbow: Cast of Thousands


DotMoms: “The worst job I’ve ever done”

Feeling Guilty

For pretending that my breast pad was a yarmulke and that my dog was Jewish.