Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Feeling Guilty

For putting my baby’s diaper on backwards in the middle of the night and being too tired to fix it.

April 13, 2004

How to Charm Me

Forgive me for obsessively picking the boogers out of your nose.

How to Annoy Me

Give my child a toy that makes noise. May you contract a flesh eating disease and have your guts devoured by locusts. LOUD locusts.


Who is that with Jeremy?


My labor story as illustrated by the lovely, the inimitable, the couldn’t possibly be any more talented Claire Robertson.