An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

How to Charm Me

Say that you are “thh-free years old” because you just learned how to make the TH sound.

May 17, 2004

Thinking

MUST. STOP. EATING. MALT. BALLS.

Reading

Woman Looks Great For A 32-Year-Old

Feeling Guilty

For being completely and utterly OBSESSED with sticking my finger up my child’s nose.