An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


“We’re doing a thing that normally results in a baby, but in this case only leads to severe chafing and lifelong nightmares of being chased by a giant pink wolf through a swamp.”

July 29, 2004

How to Annoy Me

Forget to phrase an answer on “Jeopardy!” in the form of a question.


Oh, the inhumanity of a formula-fed baby’s poopy diaper! GEE-YUCK.