An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

How to Charm Me

Pee all over your father as he carries you naked to the bathtub, and then giggle as you hear it trickle down the side of his shirt and splash on the refinished hardwood floors.

September 8, 2004

The Other Side

I find it hard to describe just how hard it is to take care of an infant day in and day out without a break on the weekends. It’s just not something you can understand unless you’ve actually experienced it, and I like to refer…


“What do you really want to do?” “Let’s just be writers and live a life of luxury.” “Um…..” “Yeah, that was probably the dumbest thing that ever came out of my mouth.”