An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


  • Sarah

    She’s just beautiful! And boy, does she ever look like her dad.

    My bet is that her first word will be “Macintosh”.

  • shazbot

    Yes – she is very cute… but nope, nope, nope – still don’t want to have any babies! Glad you’re feeling better Heather.

  • Tell the truth. Leta did this entire redesign didn’t she? In a little sweatshop in the basement, coding for hours on end…her only reward: twizzlers.

  • Well now I know why you MUST nibble those cheeks!!

  • red

    ooooh, i want to skish her little fatty arms and cheeks. she is so fabulous!

    the new site is great – love the picture addition. so so so glad you are feeling better! 🙂

  • HazelEyedPisces

    She is absolutely delectable! Looks like she is ready to take off crawling and explore the world. What a sweetheart!

  • Andrea

    Am I the only one who thinks this photo is kind of spooky looking? Doesn’t Leta look like a little porcelain doll with *no eyes*?!?!

    Don’t be mad, I’m only telling it how I see it! I think she’s absolutely lovely in every single other photo!!!

  • aibee

    Don’t you just want to pick her up and squish her in a really, really, really good way?

    Damn, but she’s cute.

  • If I didn’t already have an 8 month old to squeeze, these photos of Leta would make me want to go and get knocked up asap. She’s edible!

  • Leta speaks in divs and spans.

  • She’s so gorgeous Heather!

  • laura

    Could she BE any sweeter? I think not! She is a sweet little muffin top of smooshiness! (Can you tell I have an infant? I’m well versed in parentese…)

  • kim

    jummy ;o) and i want a camera like that, too! and a baby… *sigh*

  • Ohhh, she’s so adorable! I look at her and remember that baby smell that my kids used to have. Now they smell like smelly pre-teens. And I want to gobble her cheeks!

  • I’m sorry – but can I eat her?

  • Sure looks like daddy. Is she think about css?

  • Liz

    OMG she is so adorable in that picture! You have the most beautiful family! Keep posting pictures… I look forward to each new day!!!

  • Oh my cute cute cute!

    Have I mentioned that I love that you are being called “shug”?

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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