An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


  • i want a nikonD70 something tooo !

  • Chuck almost makes me want a dog. All my husband has to do is keep showing me pictures of Chuck and he may just succeed in pushing me over the edge. How much does he shed? If the cheerio in your bra had a dog hair wrapped around it would you still eat it?

    Re: the poop. I was so paralized with the fear of pooping on the table while pregnant with my first. No one will tell me if I did or not. I worried about it constantly. Some mothers? They worry about whether or not the baby will have three eyes or four arms. But no, I was worried about crapping on the delivery table.

  • I would definitely buy Chuck accessories!

    The cowbell skit is so good. I am glad you and all these lovely people love it too.

  • Thank you Heather, for sharing your daily life with complete strangers. Your photos of Leta, daily tid bits, and stories of personal struggle mean a lot to everyone who visits your website on a daily basis. I’m so glad to know I’m not the only person who can’t sleep at night.

    And yes, please, more Chuck! More Chuck and baby Leta. Or better yet, more Chuck and baby Leta holding a cow bell, riding Chuck.

    That is, Chuck permitting.

  • DoulaBrooke

    Thank you StephC, for giving us that link to the cowbell skit! I felt so out of the loop since I had never seen it, and now I can feel part of the cowbell family! Yahoo!
    My first client was so worried about pooping during labor that she kept trying to jump off the delivery table to check the poop status. That was weird.

  • These daily pics are so awesome. And after taking a look at Beth’s pictures, I am aching for a D70. I’d have to sell my Canon G3 and first child in order to get one, according to my husband, so obviously I won’t be getting one. *sniffle*

  • Where can I sign up to be a founding member of the ‘I Love Chuck” OFFICIAL Fan Club? I’ll even pay dues if you want! More Chuck, please!

    LOVE your new format, Heather 🙂

  • shannon

    you’re photos and site is inspiring. what is the clarity of your digital pictures when you print them into hard photos? I’m considering purchasing the camera you have and am still making comparisons. Hmmm…too bad you don’t get credit with Nikon for every camera sold due to your photos! Thanks for sharing!

  • debbie

    god, i’m realizing just how much our “top of the line” digital camera sucks ass! hmph! or maybe i just don’t know how to use it??

    let me add to the poop talk: just so all you non-parental types don’t get TOO freaked out, it is not inevitable that you will poop when you deliver. i pushed out 2 rather large boys, and didn’t poop either time. not that a little poop would’ve made much difference mixed in with all the blood and gore that comes out with the baby! heh. no, really, it’s a beautiful thing.

  • patricia

    BG, I was joshing. I’ve got to say, tho – my dog (shit, I typed god first – talk about Freudian) – does an adorable spaghetti slurp. Can’t believe it ’til you see it.

  • Why is no one else concerned about comment number nine where Robin indicated that she has 2.5 hounds? 1/2 a hound? how does that work.

    Chuckles is adorable. And yeah, you sure do a lot of spying and bush-sitting. 😉

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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