An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Thou Shalt Not

“You haven’t ever worn your clogs to work, have you?” “Yes. Once.” “YES? WHEN? Why didn’t I notice?” “I don’t know why you didn’t notice, but I was waiting for the rebuke!”

September 20, 2004

Of Lima Beans and Pickle Juice

There is a wonderful man in Texas named Bill who sends me email from time to time about the things he remembers about raising his kids who are a bit older now, one of whom is studying to be a rocket scientist. I always wait…