An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

The view out the honeymoon suite

  • just as the poster said up above, i laughed OUT LOUD at the bare white a$$ post.. too funny!

    utah is gorgeous… i hope to visit that state one day.

  • Dear Anna a.k.a Poop Nazi…Is poop advice “icky” or something?

  • Nobody

    Jon, the next time Heather has a problem with the website, tell her to check the flue.

  • Cristina

    I am so so happy for you! Smoke aside, it sounds like you had a wonderful weekend. Arent naps with your favorite person the best? oh, the spooning, I love the spooning. Champagne at 1pm? Fabulous.

  • That’s it. I’m moving out west.

  • K

    I too am loving every single second of the new Interpol cd. Glad to hear that I’m not the only one who listens to it again and again. I’m on the verge of obsessed, I’ll admit it.

  • Cristina

    two things
    a) be thankful that Leta’s teeth arrived post-breastfeeding. My best friend tells stories about how she bit her mother’s breast and drew blood. The horror!
    b)When I was very young, we took a family road-trip/vacation. Caught in a similar situation, we stopped by the side of the road to pee. My brother caught it on film. For. All. Posterity. Be thankful they were strangers.
    I dont think the fiance has seen that picture of me yet, but I am sure my dear brother will remedy that.

  • I say again, Fall rocks.

    Sounds like a lovely weekend. But don’t worry, you’ll be able to sleep like that again … when you’re, like, 80.

  • Its an absolutely stunning photo … have inspired me to plan a weekend in the rockies before the snow flies : ) thanks!

  • I’ve been addicted to your photo section. I have to tell you, who ever the photographer is, sure has a skill for Art.
    Thanks for sharing you wonderful photos.

  • So nice! I think I’ll go walk in the woods this weekend.

  • I feel you are my conjoined twin, separated from birth. Not because of the peeing thing (although, the similarities are striking), but the fire alarm thing.

    My husband daughter and I just got back from a wonderful vacation in Santa Fe, NM. Where we had a kiva fireplace. Which we lit. And promptly set off the alarm.

    But hey — it ain’t a vacation until the fire department shows up.

  • ashley

    being nice at hotels does pay
    once our room was given to another man WHILE WE WERE STILL IN IT!
    we left to go around the town and came back to a guy trying to get into our room and he explained that the room was given to him, he hardly spoke any english. his family was in the room next door. so! i put on the im so friendly attitude that i get paid to do every day and i get ourselves a suite! i pay only 70 dollars ( my friend lyn worked for the company but at a different city )and get a suite!

    always be nice.

  • But it’s so fun to be a bitch.

  • Hi,

    I didn’t know what a Cheerio was. So I surfed around and found this guy with way too much spare time.

    Love the site,

  • tiny

    here in singapore where i live, it’s summer all year round! :\ but towards the monsoon season at the end of the year certain trees do shed their leaves, but it’s really rare. boo. 🙁

  • George

    If only all of utah was this beautiful.

  • That view is amazing.

    I am kind of surprised that they have sushi there, though, in the middle of the mountains!!

  • Sue from Ohio

    Amanda…HAHAHAHA POOP NAZI! Good one! I’m going to have to use that….it’s not copyrighted, I hope…YOU’RE FIRED!

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Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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