An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

The grass is always greener

We haven’t mowed our yard in a very long time, since perhaps Nixon was in office. Neighbors are starting to drop hints about property values and whatnot, and our friend Adam suggested we approach our yard like a mullet and just mow the front part,…

October 8, 2004

Email: Hate is all you need

From: Katy Subject: drunken parenting? Heather- I was alarmed and disheartened upon reading that Jon was drunk and watching Jeopardy! in your home the other day. Do you really think it’s wise to be drunk while poor, little, defenseless Leta is in the house? And…