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How to Annoy Me

Close state-owned liquor stores on Federal holidays. Goddamn Columbus, why did he have to go and discover America today?

October 11, 2004

Why I don’t live in Seattle

My mother was visiting my brother in Seattle this weekend, and while she was unpacking she was talking to my five-year-old niece, Rachel, and she asked, “Rachel, do you know if there are any dry cleaners near your house?” Rachel looked a bit confused and…


A good partnership is one in which you can give the other a specific kind of look and the other knows immediately that the look you just gave means, “If I don’t put a new garbage bag into the garbage can, like I’ve done a…