An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


  • jessica

    I don’t have any advice, dooce. I barely poop as it is.

  • midwifegoddessannie

    I was watching Lethal Weapon 2 last night.. and onto the screen came this blonde chicky… and I said “THERE’S THE DOOCSTER!!” Heather you look like Patsy Kensit!! or she looks like you I should say.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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