An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

Someone even dressed up like Brian Emo, get it? get it?

Friday night Jon put on his mod parka he got from a friend in 1985 when he was on a Mormon mission in Manchester, England, and I dressed up as the lead singer of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs. My costume didn’t involve much except black…

November 21, 2004

How to Annoy Me

You know that scre-hee-heeeee-heeee-ming thing you do when I leave the room? Yeah? WELL, STOP IT.