Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

How to Charm Me

When I give you a strange look because YOU ARE USING THE BABY’S COMB TO BRUSH YOUR BEARD, explain, “What? It’s the perfect size.”

November 27, 2004

Ain’t gonna happen

We just watched some video that we have shot over the last 10 months, and I find it unbearable to listen to myself speak. If Leta gets her language skills from me her accent will make her sound as if she grew up in a…