Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

How to Charm Me

Give me a gift of jewelry that I will actually wear (no small feat!) thus making me feel AWFUL for all those times I used the word, “Godammit!” in association with your name.

December 26, 2004

Email: Merry Christmas

UPDATE! just sent me ANOTHER email telling me that I’m not being vigilant enough about Leta’s sensory issues and that because of that Leta is going to grow up and become autistic. I’m so not kidding. —— Thank you to everyone who sent me…