An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

How to Charm Me

When I ask if you have heard about what happened to Petra Nemcova answer, “What? Did he get elected?”

December 29, 2004

In which I use one of my favorite new words

A few weeks ago I sprained my ankle while dancing to Neil Diamond with a married woman and a gay man. There was bourbon involved, but the sprain would have happened with or without it because even when I’m sober I am as graceful as…