Best way to roast the broomstick. Must try. Five Stars.

Femelist 2004

Instead of doing a typical year-end review of things — I had a baby, and then I got really sad and angry, and then I ended up in a psyche ward, and now the baby has teeth, it was a good year — I thought…

December 31, 2004

Thinking

Dear Internet, Please, if you meet my husband in person do not refer to him as “My Little Temple Worker” because then I will have to kick your ass because he will have kicked mine for planting the seed in the first place. Love, She…