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Happy New Year’s Eve from Baby Chuckles

  • PS, A few years ago I nominated Patsy Mink. First Asian American female Senator.

  • That fills me with so much cute factor you’d think I had just taken a rainbow-sugar-lollipop enema.

    Or not.

    Um, right.

    But anyway… AWWWW.

  • shy me


    and a happy adorable fuzzy cuddle soft new year to y’all too!

  • so, i’ve been reading your site for a while…and not only do i love it, and the pictures, i might have some advice. i was at work, and there was a bag of lifesavers, the sorbet flavored ones. my manager proceeded to tell me, that on the back of the package, it said ‘extreme consumption may have a laxative effect.’ instead of laughing, i immediately thought, “Oh! hm! a tasty treat that might help mrs. dooce with her constipation problem!” and so for the first time, your constipation problem has inspired me to leave a comment. man that thing has powers. have a nice new years 🙂

  • Ally – “cute factor” = “rainbow-sugar-lollipop enema”

    You frighten and amuse me.

  • Oh my goodness, that is the cutest picture ever! I love puppies, and yours has got to be the cutest. Chuck didn’t turn into a bad-looking adult dog either!

    Happy New Year Chuck!

  • Liz

    Oh My Goodness! My heart just MELTED. Where can I get a cutie just like him? Oh wait… my cats will be so mad that I just asked that. No really, though, Chuck is just about the most perfect dog I’ve ever seen!

    Happy New Year to all of you… especially the Former Congressman!

  • OMG, I actually screamed out loud from cuteness overload.

  • ali

    have you read marn?

    she rocks 🙂

  • Ashley

    Chuck is just soooo cute!!! Trouble in a basket, but so cute, you could forgive him anything!! Happy New Years Eve.

  • amelia

    I was at lunch just now with a friend. We were walking back to work through the skyway when I felt my bowels loosen… I actually laughed out loud when I thought of dooce as I did a “clenched-cheek sprint to the bathroom.”

  • That is the SWEETEST picture! Happy New year! 🙂

  • LauraD

    I think Chuck looks like “Santa’s Little Helper” from the Simpsons.

    Puppybutts are the cutest things in the world.

  • Can you guys help me out? I don’t want to post my problem here because it’s kind of embarrassing. Just go to my site,

    and look on the left of the page in the msn messenger part. Thanks for all of your help.

  • I think of you Dooce whenever I am Sticking It To The Man by Frowning In Pictures.

    Because I have no fucking idea if you are frowning in pictures or not and I do not care If You Fucking Are. MORE POWER TO YOU.

    I spend so much time laughing anyway that I had better have a chance to work those opposing smile muscles for fuck sake.

    BTW, only fair to note that I promised myself I would say the F-word as many times as would fucking come naturally on this last day of 2004, in honor of the fact I have no offspring. And that I had a 3 tequila shot lunch.

    Happy New Year! almost

  • Pete

    That’s just wrong, Amber!

  • Sherly

    I just said ‘fucking come naturally’.

    Laura D, that is Chuck’s puppy face not his puppy butt. 🙂

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  • Toni

    Asimo is now programmed to do an clenched-cheeked sprint to the bathroom:

    Check it out:

  • Pete

    page not found you freak

  • Happy New Year, ya’ll!

    Baby Chuckles pics reduce me to quivering jell-o, btw.

  • Toni

    Pete, are you speaking to me?

  • Pete

    yeah dude don’t post urls where nothings there. wasting my time!

  • Margo

    Although she chews me out now and then, I like

    She’s a little dirty and imagine, olive?

  • Happy New Year all

    today I made a pilgrimage to Home Depot and decided to paint my bed room sage green….even though rumor has it that green is a difficult color to get right, i am feeling risky

    so while I was waiting for my paint, I came across a 400(?) dollar toilet (why didn’t i have my camera)–i thought of you all here…

    this toilet has:
    adjustable water levels
    adjustable water temp
    adjustable SEAT temp
    it functions as a bidet
    if also functions as a butt rinser-(the little icon for that function is funny)


  • Toni the link worked for me! And it looks exactly like a clenched-cheeked sprint to the bathroom! LMAO

  • That *is* a cheek-clenching good time! How funny. Looks like even robots have problems with their bottom systems.

  • Ummm…I don’t have a problem.

    What the heck is up with you imposter people? Lay off.

    Some of us just want to be left alone and read and post comments on dooce or our own blogs without people like you being total asshats.

  • Pete,

    That wasn’t me posting on the side of the page, nor was I posting that I had a problem.

  • Oh, and by the way, you freak ass imposter, why the heck would I say:

    “Can you guys help me out? I don’t want to post my problem here because it’s kind of embarrassing. Just go to my site,

    and look on the left of the page in the msn messenger part. Thanks for all of your help.”

    And then post it to my website. What does it matter if I put it on the comments or on my website? It’s all public. You are a fucking ass.

    Yes, I am pissed.

  • Danielle

    Now, now,

    We all know that the real Amber would never use the word fucking or pissed.

  • Pete

    Jeez don’t yell at me…

  • I wasn’t yelling at you. Just letting you know that it wasn’t me.

  • Pete

    Oh. Well I guess I’m still a little grossed out by the whole message.

  • hmmm

    well this can go two ways, can’t it.

    1) it’s all you, amber. were you mad desperate for some traffic? if so, my sympathies on your need to deceive us in to clicking on your link. lame.

    2) otoh, if someone IS impersonating you, they have massive issues…don’t fret over them. they don’t deserve either your or our attention.

    anyway, happy new year to all of you!

  • Jenie

    woo hoo! I just had my first imposter on Amber’s site. Hope they get bored soon….

  • Pete

    I don’t think it was an imposter. Stop trying to get traffic to Amber’s site. It’s just pathetic.

  • Jenie

    Yes…b/c I have nothing better to do.

  • That is so cute, I can hardly breathe.

  • jm

    I think that Chuckles is THE poster dog for adoption from shelters! Hurray for Heinz 57 dogs! Their cuteness shines through.

    This is a seriously awesome photo which could only come from a seriously cute dog…

  • I am not trying to get traffic to my website. Besides that, there have been other cases of people faking other users on comments.

    All I really care to do is get on here, comment every once in a while about the pictures she has up. I honestly don’t care if anyone visits my website. I do care, however, that people are abusing the comments section (on any site) and making people look like jerks.

    Let’s just chill, ok?

    And have a happy new year.

  • leave the internet for 3 hours and all hell breaks loose. sheesh.

    Annnnnyway, there is a woman whose site constantly makes me think and whose courage inspires me. her name is jules. and her site is :

    thanks for this lovely hommaging, or femmaging rather, idea dooce !
    happy new year, everybody.

  • Aww!! Chuck is so cute there!!!

    It seems like nobody is doing the typical year end review except me. pft @ the world!

  • paula

    Well, i prefer a more positive outlook, but I’ll take honest emotion over treacle every time.

  • paula

    this website is making it hard for me to break my internet addiction…i hate this.

  • Chuck looks like he has his eye on something. Really cute.

  • Happy New Year Dooce and family.

  • [feels around his lower abdomen] Yup, that picture has finally done it. I’ve grown ovaries just so they can be banged with Chuck and Leta’s cute hammer.

    Here’s to another year of poop, pups, edible babies and comment chaos here in the house that Dooce built.

    [leaves, tries to get his freek on and/or party like it’s 1999]

  • eco2geek

    Join us next year, when, due to popular demand, Dooce convinces DJ Blurb to add a registration system to her blog, in order to ward off imposters.

    At the same time, he will add a function that automatically adds a “First!” post to the comments section, the split second Dooce posts her daily photo. 🙂

  • Chuck had a baby?

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