This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Thinking

I just realized that today, the 2nd Inauguration of George W. Bush, the only thing Leta has wanted to chew on to soothe her teeth is my Official Notice of Voter Registration card I pulled out of my purse as I cleaned it out this…

January 20, 2005

How to Annoy Me

She used to grit her gums, BUT NOW SHE HAS TEETH. SHE’S GRITTING HER TEETH. ALL THREE OF THEM. GRIT. GRIT. GRIT. There could not possibly be a more horrifying noise anywhere in the universe. MY GOD, THE PAIN.

ALIEN