An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

If you look closely you can see the third tooth

  • Are you ready to buy a new cordless phone? And remote? Because with those teeth coming in, the Armstrong Household Objects Within Leta Reach are going to look like Chuck got hold of ’em. But hey, it’s really bad parenting to pull her teeth, so let her gnaw away – I’d welcome the chance to buy new electronics, anyway! 🙂

  • Linz

    I thought Dooce stopped breastfeeding?

    /pedant #2, and probably incorrect pedant at that! 🙂

  • Cristina

    very cute pic, but very creepy thumbnail that you made of it!

  • Nekkid behbeh! So cute.

  • I can’t believe that I got in under 100! I don’t even try to be first anymore…

    Cute picture of Leta Burrita!

  • Heather

    She’s cute!

  • ThinkTank, thanks for the kind words.

    And to answer your question, yes. We can, in theory, steer the content of the ads via the content of our posts. Whether we do that for good or for evil I’ll leave to other SPASM, COCK, CUM SOAKED, FOREPLAY, POSITION, INSERT, VIAGRA, BUSH, TOYS, KINKY ORGANISIM philosophers to deal with.

  • Thank god for no more breast feeding!

  • TOOFASES! She’s got the cutest nose.. you just want to do that thing, ya know, “Haha I’ve got your nose!” and stick your thumb through your fisted hand… I always hated that when my grandpa did that to me.

  • she’s so lucky to have parents like you two.

  • I’ve never seen a little girl look so much like her dad before Leta. That’s wild. Thank god Jon is so HOTTTT. Again, does he have a brother? Who likes sassy women? Who live in Minnesota??

  • RazDreams

    that really is the scariest thumbnail i’ve ever seen… with her blue lips from being slightly cold during her bath, and the recurring images of dooce’s halloween pix stuck in my head, i really didn’t know WHERE that thumbnail would take me. methought perhaps she’d just about had enough of all the hate-mail and decided to do something about it…then took pix to prove that you don’t mess with the dooce!!!


  • DTG241045KJANO5

    First…the teeth. Then the fingernail and claws. Then she will be woman!!!! Oh Oh !!!

  • DTG241050KJANO5

    Nickki…..thank god for no more breast feeding???….hmmmmmm. Dont know about that! ; )

  • That is one cute, cute pic on the main page with Chuck peaking over the seat of your vehicle. It has that gopher popping his head up out of a hole look.

    Reminds me of one of my favorite Chuck E. Cheese games

    Whack A Mole!

  • erm… that may have sounded wrong.

    I’m not saying that I want to bap Chuck over the head with a cushioned mallet. Nope. or gophers that pop their heads out of holes. Not at all.

    aww, forget it… just digging myself deeper here…

  • RazDreams

    (there were 66 comments, and that’s, like, the number of the devil and all, so i thought i’d get the devil outta this site by posting number 67…)

    (is there any way that dooce can fix the “Don’y give up,” and make it “DON’T” instead??? my english degree can’t take it much longer!!!)

  • the other Paula

    LOL @ Whack-A-Mole, thats exactly what I thought too!!and as usual, Leta is a doll.
    Jons mom’s comment about Chuck’s peepee cracked me up!
    Now back to watching Extreme Home Makeover.

  • I was going to post something just now but then my son decided to dump like a whole thing of bubbles over and instead of picking it up he just looked at it like “wow, that is spilling all over” while I screamed PICKITUPPICKITUPPICKITUP.

  • Hee, hee, Mrs. Strizzay. How awful!

    Leta is adorable in that photo.

  • I just went and posted a Happy B-Day to George…everyone with blogger better look-out..he may be the reason it decides to take a CRAP again due to all his fan mail…HAHAHAHAAA

    Leta is going to be sucha ‘biter’..hehehe good luk with that 🙂

  • Are GEORGE’S! birthday present and Chuck’s strange-looking pee-pee in any way coordinated? Because I think there would be no better way to say “We love you, GEORGE!” than with, say, a picture of Chuck’s unit in that edible ink on top of a birthday cake.

    (I’m available for all of your personal shopping needs.)

  • I try not to look at doggy pee pees. They are scary when they come out. I do however gaze in awe when dogs have big dangling balls.

  • that picture of leta and chuck going to grandmas is so freakin cute. I love it!

  • Dear God, please do not let Dooce’s most recent post foreshadow a picture of Chuck’s pee-pee.


  • definitely the cutest kid EVER

  • jm

    WOW! Am I really the first… 😉 to congratulate Dooce on her FOUR (count ’em 4!!!) nominations at the 2005 Bloggies ?????

    Cool. Staying up late has its privileges.

  • Amy

    GEORGE!! Happy Birthday!!
    Thanks for announcing that, Amber.

    Leta, you look just scrumptious, as usual!! Love the wet hair!

  • midwifegoddessannie

    I think I can see a booger!!! Yeah where is the pic of Chuck’s man bits? We wanna judge for ourselves.

  • kim

    go jon go! awesome capture. does she brush her teeth yet?

  • mg2

    MWGA, see for yourself. Doggie wankers are not exactly photogenic. Besides, there are porn sites for that kind of thing.

    …Wait, I’m pretty sure there might be porn sites for the pic from this Friday, too.

  • DTG242200KJANO5

    What pee-pee?

  • Caroline


    Cute picture though.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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