This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Thinking

These are just a few of the best comments ever: Dr. Johnny Fever said at 06:46PM, 02.16.2005: Why don’t you post a pic of your ugly-ass self, badweebisis, and let us see how much you actually resemble a squirt of food poisoning diarrhea at the…

February 16, 2005

What a way to make a living

I guess I would describe Leta’s crawling like this: crab with missing appendage attempts to circle room backwards. Her crawl is not the traditional crawl, the one where the person crawling can actually see where they are going. It’s one of the ugliest things I…

I cannot wait to tell my therapist

Monday morning when I woke up and checked my email I was shocked to see the name of one of my mother’s eight siblings in my inbox, D. Boone. It read: “Heather, this is your uncle D. I happened to be in Dallas last week…