This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Feeling Guilty

For being THIS excited that Mallory from Real World Paris is in the pages of the 2005 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition IN A BIKINI. WITH HER BOOBS HANGING OUT. Did you know about this? If I find out that you knew about this and didn’t…

February 17, 2005

Bourne nightmare

Last night I had a dream that I was at a celebration party right after the Red Sox won the World Series. I was holding Leta and both of us had really blonde hair, and the person throwing the party came up to us and…