This here bringer of the pooper to the fun party

Austin Chucklett

  • Ern

    GEORGE!

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Here we go with seersucker again. The funny part is, the guy whose office the porn music is wafting from is the one I talked about who dons seersucker once in a while. And he laughs sort of like Mutley.

  • Ern

    Well, I’m bailing early too, since it’s Friday. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do this weekend, Doocelings! (BTW, that leaves it pretty wide open.)

  • KBBAW – I’ll join you with that bourbon, but I’d take a little ice with mine. Aaaah.

    Soon.

  • Oh yes, Chuck has the high-glamour couture look DOWN. hopefully, when he next return from pooping in the back yard, he’ll sweep in in a faaaaabulous cape and Napoleon hat. I mean, it’s not really quite warm enough in Utah for the emo glasses and seersucker yet, is it?

  • Ern

    I have noticed that as Dooce gets more comments, mine seem to get less. Maybe everyone is out catching up on their other favorite blogs? That is what I have been doing during this little lull.

  • Ern

    *Ern puts up her feet and whistles into the emptiness, hearing the echo bounce off the censored photo and return to her*

  • Ern

    This is the quietest afternoon around here in awhile!

  • It’s friday.

  • ricoh-laaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!

  • U.B.

    CK — this is what I’m talkin’ about. How’m I supposed to keep my naughty self out of the gutter with you talkin’ about hard and mouth and…well, bow chicka bow bow indeed!

    BTW, the music in Kill Bill could be from a 70’s porno.

  • Ern

    Dooce: Who needs conventional porn? Just try us!

  • UB: I don’t know what you’re talkin about… I was just talkin about chocolates… *wink*

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I hear the porn music again!

  • Danika

    Where is mouse?? What is Chuck friday with a comment from mouse????

  • Danika

    Oops that should have been withOUT a comment from mouse

  • Ern

    Mid-afternoon lull?

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Its frightening for Chuck that Austin looks so much like him.

  • Ern

    It always comes back to penis (dog or otherwise) talk here, doesn’t it!? That’s why I keep checkin’ back in!

    Wee-waaaaaaaah!

  • booo-baaaahhh!

  • CK – you had me at “quite hard… after I held one in my mouth for a while… tasted really good.”

  • Closet Metro said at 02:12PM, 02.18.2005:
    CK – you had me at “quite hard… after I held one in my mouth for a while… tasted really good.”
    ———–
    LOL — That was just for you CM, baby.

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    CK, I didn’t realize that you were talking about chocolates when I read that last post, and I thought you were talking about something else. The porn music is corrupting my mind!

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work said at 02:03PM, 02.18.2005:
    I hear porn music coming from the office across from me. Is that weird?
    ———-

    bow chicka bow wow

  • OMG we are talking about Dog Penis? I thought this line of conversation was about MATT DAMON…boy is MY face red.

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Maybe he is watching that secret Chuck porn video.

  • ladyjane

    it’s frightening how much Austin resembles Chuck.

  • UB, heh, yeah… no problem.

    Actually, they were quite hard, but after I held one in my mouth for a while, it melted and tasted really good.

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    Our server just went down at work, but I was on here when it went down, and I thought Dooce.com was having technical difficulties. I almost had a cow. Like what am I supposed to DO when Dooce is offline?!? Work? Then I started thinking maybe someone in IT saw me surfing Dooce.com and decided to ban me access from the internet. Oh horrors!!!

  • Katie-be-bored-at-work

    I hear porn music coming from the office across from me. Is that weird?

  • Dang, do they have movies in TO? *kidding* That’s what my mom asked me when I moved to where I live now. About LMAO.

  • U.B.

    CK — if there were in the ice box, they must be *really* rigid right now, no?

    Moose — highly recommend both of the Kill Bill movies. Very good Tarantino material. Great 70’s action music, gratuitous bloodshed and violence. Fun for the whole family! (except children under 20 or adults over 48.)

  • hoo’s on first…

  • UB – Adults over 48? What happens to them?

    Why am I asking so many questions today?

  • U.B. said at 01:53PM, 02.18.2005:
    CK — if there were in the ice box, they must be really rigid right now, no?

    Ok… someone else take over this one… I just can’t go there right now.

  • U.B.

    They don’t get the appeal. I’m not far from 48 myself and I *just* slipped under the wire for getting the movie. Well, okay, getting part of them, anyway.

    I love Tarantino’s stuff. Although, never watch Resevoir Dogs and Bad Lieutenant (not a quentin movie) in the same day. You’ll hate the entire race and sink into instant depression (though both movies are quite good).

  • U.B.

    Sorry CK. But when you said they were right out in the open, on your desk no less, my mind went straight to the gutter.

    Old habits and all…

  • Sounds skirry.

  • man, i’m so happy you had a sox dream, heather! there were helicopters circling my neighborhood all day yesterday. why? because spring training has started and the sox players aren’t even there (yeah, we’re THAT hardcore here!)

    i live two blocks from fenway park. it’s awesome. if you ever come to boston, i can show you were the howard johnsons is. i’d let you stay with us, but we live in a studio. 🙂

  • lattistar

    sidekicks are actually hip w/ the kids. you know, your paris’ your lindsays. snoop says ‘everyone needs a sidekick’ — and the photobloggers love them.

    http://www.t-mobile.com/promos/sidekickII.asp?WT.mc_n=Skick2_index&WT.mc_t=OnsiteAd

  • moose said at 01:40PM, 02.18.2005:
    Frango mint — aren’t those the mints they sell in the lingerie section of the Bon Marche department store? (Do they have those things up your way, Dang?)

    If bon marche’s is in TO I don’t think I’ve seen it. If you’re referring to dept stores in general, yes, yes we do have them =)

  • U.B.

    Moose — Kill Bill Vol. 2.

    It’s the one secret martial arts move that ‘Bill’ never learned from the master. If you haven’t seen the movie, I won’t spoil it. But it’s a legendary way for an assassin to kill someone (in the movie, anyway).

  • UB – thanks. Haven’t seen the movie. Yipes.

    CK – hoo-hoo!

  • Closet Metro said at 01:44PM, 02.18.2005:
    CK – you won’t eat my cookie, but you’re giving LadyBug mints? What part of your body are you serving them from?

    Well, yeah… it’s a whole “fresh breath thing” (minty fresh breath over peanuts breath).

    I’m serving them from… my desk. (Actually, they were in the fridge (ice box), but now they’re here on my desk at work. Right out in the open, where everyone can see them. In front of UPPERCASE GOD and everything.

  • Ern

    I’m quite sure that uppercase GOD doesn’t disapprove of chocolatey mints.

    I can’t believe in a god that denies the children of their endorphins and antioxidants!

  • CK – you won’t eat my cookie, but you’re giving LadyBug mints? What part of your body are you serving them from?

  • Dang Cold.. said at 01:34PM, 02.18.2005:
    Franjo Mint? wussizdis CK???

    They sell them here in Illinois at the Marshall Field’s stores… YUMMY STUFF.

    Ladybug: I don’t blame you for being wary… Please! Take more than one! I have a whole pound of them!

  • Dang Cold.. said at 01:36PM, 02.18.2005:
    eco2geek—hell yes a guy can hope.

    just call me hopey hoperson!!
    ———

    Or “ho-ho” for short!

  • UB – 5 point palm of death thing? Fill me in?

  • CK – I had to Google Frango mint before I answered your offer….I’ve been afeeered of mints ever since Girl.A’s Altoid story. But now that I know it’s CHOCOLATE….why yes. Yes, I WILL have one, thank you.