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Jesus wants me for a snowbeam

The very first time I went skiing was when I was a freshman in college. Less than three hours into perhaps one of the most frightening days of my life I hit a small child on a Blue Square incline, and I ended up wrapped…

February 22, 2005

Butts for Butterflies Campaign

Two frequent commenters on my site, Closet Metro and Amanda B., have masterminded an email onslaught of butt photos demanding that I post a picture of Leta performing something on command: “Here’s the deal – daily pictures of my butt until you post about Leta…