An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation


I just spent $20 to have my dog’s anal sacs squeezed because he’s been greasing the couch lately. That may seem a bit exorbitant for a little gland squeezing, but it will definitely go down as the best $20 I ever spent: I DON’T HAVE…

March 1, 2005

Sean Boy Kirkland Walton

This is Sean. He used to be a DJ in Salt Lake City but has since been exiled into the Republican National Army of Orange County, California. It’s always sad to lose the good ones. Here he was informing everyone on our snowboarding trip that…

Patatomic rocks the ‘nana

Pat, you can show this to your wife and tell her that this, this is what she missed on Saturday.