An unfiltered fire hose of flaming condemnation

In the name of The Father and The Son and The Holy Spirit

  • hahaha :))) Go chuck go

  • My son always sticks his tongue out before you puts something in his mouth too.

  • M@

    In the name of the father and the son and the holy goat.

    Mmm, chucky treats….

  • what about matt damon?

  • Bucky, I think you would like that Mother’s Finest. We used to have “Another Mother Further,” which has “Piece of the Rock” on it, with the immortal (immoral?) funk line, “Mary had a little lamb, its fleece was just as white as snow; Little Jack Horner stuck in his thumb, and Mary said, ‘Don’t do that no mo””

    Git down (git on uppa) witcha bad self!

  • Carolina

    Lick-a-lotta chips

  • I agree strizzay, what ABOUT Matt Damon?

  • Wooot Chuck Friday!!!

    When does Chuck get the laying of the hands?

  • Cheryl

    I have been waiting for Chuck Friday all week. It’s just what I needed. AMEN!

  • tyra

    there are an alarming number of people who comment to this blog before 7 in the morning.

    dooce: i love your dog; he’s the best dog to have EVER–the kind who’s cute & does darling funny things & whom *i* don’t have to clean up after.

    p.s. i almost got kicked out of grad school for my blog yesterday. viva la revolution!

  • Henryk_

    Sorry, but this one is in poor taste!

  • Henryk_, I’ll betcha Chuck never even tasted it.

    Or. . .was that not what you meant?

  • Ahhh….Chuck Friday. It’s officially Friday now. Woohoo! What exactly are you feeding him there?

    This picture kind of reminds me of the cover art on “Maria Full of Grace”

    Happy Chuck Friday everyone!!

  • Shuck dun’t lit thim mik yew tek cenfeshin. Yew haf dun NUTHEENG RANG. Thatt 1 duk toyy had itt cemmeeng. Thus crecckirs R ril gud trits thu Rn’t thiy?

  • Thank GOD IT IS CHUCK FRIDAY…All is right with the Universe.

    I love how you can see his tongue in motion…GOD bless Chuck.

  • Sarah

    At least Leta wasn’t screaming in the restaurant! Throwing things could be seen by many to be an improvment.

    Once, my normally laid back toddler spilled a bowl of fish sauce all over the table, the floor, the highchair and himself. All I could do was sit there in shock. 🙂

  • Amen.

    That made me laugh out loud.

  • Henryk_

    A man goes into a bar and askes the barman for a beer.After he finishes that beer he looks in his pocket.He does this another 3-4 times.The barman finally asks the man why do you keep looking in your pocket after every beer, the man simply replies when my wife is looking good enough ill go home!

  • “The Body of Christ” would be the liturgically spot-on title of this post. Amen.

    But that’s not the point – damn, you have a fast shutter! Awesome!

  • That looks pretty close to how we did it when I was growing up Catholic. Only I bet whatever you are offering Chuck tastes better than the communion wafer I remember.

    When my nephew was making his first communion, I told him that they make the wafers in chocolate flavor too and that he should specify he wants chocolate when its his turn to face the priest. My sister nearly killed me for that one.

  • What is that you’re feeeing him?

  • beachgal

    yay for Chuck Friday! This is a cute shot, as usual.

  • WHO KNEW? The body of Christ was a Frito?

  • Kendra in T-Bay

    Look at that little tongue! Chuck is sooooooo handsome.

  • Matt Damon

    Striz and Kassi,

    Wassup, ladies. You be the potato chip, and I’ll be Chuck.


  • haha. i didn’t know Chuck was such a religous guy.

  • I see food…. now I’m hungry.

  • Holy Cow! How do you get photos like that? Lemme guess, you are a professional photographer on the side and just haven’t told us right?

    Happy Chuckles Friday Everyone!

  • I think 77 is my lucky number.

  • Chuck I am not worthy to receive you, but only say the word and I shall be healed.

  • Savannah

    The blasphemy makes my heart sing. I love a good blasphemer. Makes me feel less alone in the world.

  • As religious themes go, I prefer this to any images from the “laying on of hands,” during the Feast of the Expression of the Anal Sacs.

    Body of Chuck, Amen!!

  • Fuck that Matt. Me no likey to share.

  • giggles

    _#3 JR said at 04:48AM, 03.04.2005:
    love your photos. love your site. love you. :-)_
    I agree with this sentiment – short and simple and so true!

    _# 70 jodi-no-blog (no more!) said at 06:47AM, 03.04.2005: When my nephew was making his first communion, I told him that they make the wafers in chocolate flavor too and that he should specify he wants chocolate when its his turn to face the priest. My sister nearly killed me for that one._
    LMFAO – my nephew will be confirmed next month and I just have to tell his the same thing. I can’t wait to see his face – and my sisters when she hears about it. Ahhh…the fun I’m going to have! Thanks Jodi-no-blog (no more!)

  • Kelly

    Funny! I just *snorked* my coffee at my desk when I read the caption. (You know, snorked, when you slurp hot coffee and laugh, but try to finish your gulp without it shooting out your nose, due to laughter). My wee girl is 2 and a half and I can surely relate.
    Enjoy your blog every day Heather, keep up the great writing.

  • That is blasphemous enough to be fantastic.

    I wish I had the ovaries to post those sorts of funny observations. I’m still afraid my parents would smite me down. (God him/herself would laugh, I’m sure)

  • Bec

    I don’t care what anybody says about how clean Chuck’s mouth is, I am NOT drinking out of the wine goblet after Chuck, no matter how cute he is. Good pic!

  • Desiree

    I can hear teh chanting of the choir in the background–aaahhhooooaammmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Matt Damon

    Oh sure, you ladies are all, “what about Matt Damon?” but the minute I suggest having a potato chip hoedown, you say no…

    But you’re OK with the DOG being nasty to the potato chip?


  • Desiree

    I can hear the chanting of the choir in the background–Aaameeen!

  • bec,
    Are you afraid the post-Chuck communion wine goblet may be “greasy” ?

  • (greenthumb casts eyes up and around…looking for lightning to strike…throws up lightning rod to be safe)

    Crap! I hated it when she taunts the G-O-D…makes me nervous.

  • greenthumb, I can’t swear to it, but I suspect we’re pretty safe hanging out here. I think God has a better sense of humor than some of His uh, “posse” has.

  • Just don’t try to use the lipstick when Chuck’s done with it.

    I love the Chuck and the Mouse!

  • Greenthumb — I think you’re safe. If there’s anyone on this comment board who’s the next target for a fork of lightning, I’m pretty sure it’s me.

    Blasphemy, schlasphemy. If the Big Guy didn’t put a hot bolt through the heart of Dahmer or BTK, I reckon we’re all pretty safe.

  • I hope you don’t get forked, Bucky.

  • Mouse! Is there anything *you* have to confess? Hmmmm?

  • Haven’t read the comments yet but Dooce, How Cool Are You to make the cabinets appear to be a cross… maybe this is a miracle, like the Mary sightings?

    *ducks, runs from a smiting*

  • amen. spectacles, testicle, watch, wallet, gooooo god!

  • Susie,

    I’ll vouch for that one…who else could of thought to give people red hair and freckles? Sure other people get some freckles, but redheads got the lions share. My grandma used to tell me they were angel kisses, one day I told her I must of been molested and I thought she was going to wet herself.

Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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