Heater, Mother of Lance

The camera took this picture by itself, I just stood there

  • Paul

    2005/03/10 at 12:21 pm

    It’s a wall with some crap coming out of it.

  • Dawners

    2005/03/10 at 12:22 pm

    jp – no he DIDN’T! That’s appalling

  • Circus Kelli

    2005/03/10 at 12:18 pm

    I get it…

    Lance ARMSTRONG.

    That is all.

  • kalki

    2005/03/10 at 12:20 pm

    OMG – Lance ARMSTRONG. I totally didn’t get it. Thank you for that, CK.

  • jp

    2005/03/10 at 12:18 pm

    Mrtl, That perve! After having my second child I was at my 2 week checkup and he was “down there” gave a tug to each side with his finger, looked up and said, “you bounce back nice, I bet your husband is a happy man.”

  • Henryk_

    2005/03/10 at 12:16 pm

    Ahhhhhhh…..what a good sleep and sleepin! so, whats gone on overnight. (8:16 here).

  • jp

    2005/03/10 at 12:12 pm

    I had a cyst once where my middle finger and my palm meet. I had to get a shot for the pain and then the doc walks in with a horse tranq. When he went to stick my hand I screamed. He asked if it hurt, no, I have turrets. GD mother f@#$%^! ass suck. So he gave me another shot of pain killer. That shit didn’t kick in until I was on the freeway driving a stick. I would rather eat that orange mortar cake.

  • annabelle

    2005/03/10 at 12:13 pm

    Mrtl, that is so freakin’ creepy- though I think I can imagine the underlying logic.

  • kat

    2005/03/10 at 12:05 pm

    is that the crusteacous? or whatever the heck the word is?

  • Spurious Plum

    2005/03/10 at 12:09 pm

    Summer- I love how you refur to the garlicky hand funk as ‘Defcon-Five-Level Reekage’

    Strong (no pun intended) work.

  • Lisa

    2005/03/10 at 12:11 pm


    I’ve heard of Antwerp. That’s where diamonds come from. Or some other expensive stone I can’t afford….

  • Spurious Plum

    2005/03/10 at 12:12 pm

    Summer I didn’t mean to imply that you re-fur anything I meant ‘refer’. Had a short bus moment there.

  • La Pixiatrix

    2005/03/10 at 11:51 am

    Yes I thought that would disconcert you. Terribly.

    Kassi, thank you. But I’m afraid I don’t have the proper spandex for a hero job. 😉

  • not-that-Andrea

    2005/03/10 at 12:01 pm

    Mrtl, I actually love my doctor. I’ve been going to him since I was 8 (I’m 39 now). But he *is* a bit goofy so sometimes I’m not sure if he’s joking or not. Particularly about the whole slamming my wrist with a book thing.

    But ya know what? It really does work.

  • Summer (the elder)

    2005/03/10 at 12:02 pm

    Heh. And I thought my garlic fingers were gross….

  • jen in oly

    2005/03/10 at 12:04 pm

    wow. i’m not alone in my picking fixation! validation is mine!

    oh, and paul-who-may-never-post-again: commenting first, or whatever, is a running joke & playful competition amongst a group of on-line friends and aquaintances. you’re not meant to “get it”. thanks for your 2 cents. where are your photos? you’re quick to criticize, but why not ante up? oh, and in the immortal words of GEORGE! suck it.

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Heather B. Armstrong

Hi. I’m Heather B. Armstrong, and this used to be called mommy blogging. But then they started calling it Influencer Marketing: hashtag ad, hashtag sponsored, hashtag you know you want me to slap your product on my kid and exploit her for millions and millions of dollars. That’s how this shit works. Now? Well… sit back, buckle up, and enjoy the ride.

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